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UNGODLY SAVES the DAY
I was down in the graveyard with my friends the other night
We was a trick or treatin' in the moonlight oh so bright
Ungodly in a tutu, camera at his side
Coyote behind a joshua scared and tryin' to hide
Jinny was a devil dressed all in red
Quoting some ol' scripture, donno what she said
Seti, Knight and Force were trailing along behind
Like Larry, Moe and Curly...three of a kind
Abandoned couldn't decide what costume to wear
Spent all his time a fiddlin' with his hair
The leaves started a rustlin' and the ground began to shake
Everybody shuddered and did a double take
'Cause there was old Jesus from the tomb he did arise
Did the Texas Two Step and hollered out, "SURPRISE!"
He brushed off his wrapping as swiftly he arose
Straightened up the crown of thorns and at us thumbed his nose
He looked up to heaven and to gawd did exclaim
"We fooled everybody they'll never be the same"
"The tricks on them...those silly fools believing some old lie
About the pearly gates awaiting in the sky."
"We'll milk 'em and we'll bilk 'em...everyone a fool"
"Yeah" said gawd "Carry on! That'll be real cool."
My friends and I were shaking...how could we escape?
"Don't worry" said Ungodly "I got it all on tape."
